Joke-Master.com :: Your Daily Jokes for - Wednesday, May 13th, 2009

Good Morning GlobalEducation100@gmail.com! You are being blessed with the gift of laughter! Here are your 5 random jokes from Joke-Master.com for today!:

	#1 (Category: Political Jokes) The Brain Surgeon was about to preform a brain transplant. "You have your choice of two brains," he told the patient, "For $1000 you can have the brain of a psychologist, or for $10,000 you can have the brain of a politician." The patient was amazed at the huge difference in price. "Is the brain of a politician that much better?" he asked. The Brain Surgeon replied, "No, it's not better, just unused." #2 (Category: Murphy's Law) Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations Don't ever be the first, don't ever be the last and don't ever volunteer to do anything. #3 (Category: Miscellaneous) You're a redneck if .... Getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck. #4 (Category: Miscellaneous) Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith, the Sunday School teacher, smiling sweetly said, "Bobby, when I was a child I was told if that I made an ugly face, it would freeze and I would stay like that." Bobby looked up and replied, "Well, Ms. Smith, you can't say you weren't warned." #5 (Category: Dirty Jokes) Why did the Avon lady walk funny? Her lipstick.

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