Joke-Master.com :: Your Daily Jokes for - Tuesday, May 5th, 2009

Good Morning GlobalEducation100@gmail.com! You are being blessed with the gift of laughter! Here are your 5 random jokes from Joke-Master.com for today!:

	#1 (Category: Miscellaneous) Once there was an Antartian that was down on his luck. In order to get some money he decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. #2 (Category: Miscellaneous) HALLOWEEN FUNNIES part II What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost? Bamboo. What's a haunted chicken? A poultry-geist. Why did the monster eat a light bulb? Because he was in need of a light snack. Why are most monsters covered in wrinkles?- Have you ever tried to iron a monster? What kind of mistakes do ghosts make? Boo boos. Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep? Because of his coffin. Why do mummies make excellent spies? They're good at keeping things under wraps. #3 (Category: Family Jokes) One day a little girl was sitting on her grandpa's knee playing with his long beard and patting his baldhead, and asked "Did God make me?" "Yes my dear" her grandpa replied. "Did God make you? #4 (Category: Miscellaneous) A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back to her place for the night. Her parents are out of town and this is the perfect opportunity. They get back to her house and they go into her bedroom. When the guy walks in the door, he notices all these fluffy toys. There's hundreds of them, fluffy toys on top of the wardrobe, fluffy toys on the bookshelf and window sill, there's more on the floor, and of course fluffy toys all over the bed. Later after they've had sex, he turns to her and asks "So, how was I?" She says "Well ... you can take anything from the bottom shelf." #5 (Category: Miscellaneous) Did you hear about the Texan who wandered into the Jewish deli and couldn't understant the menu? The waitress recommended the Matzoh Ball Soup. The Texan downed two bowls with gusto. When asked about his entree the uncertain Texan asked, "Are any other parts of that Matzoh edible?"

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