Joke-Master.com :: Your Daily Jokes for - Wednesday, October 14th, 2009

Good Morning GlobalEducation100@gmail.com! You are being blessed with the gift of laughter! Here are your 5 random jokes from Joke-Master.com for today!:

	#1 (Category: Political Jokes) Vote early and often. #2 (Category: Miscellaneous) Most of us spend a lifetime going to bed when we're not sleepy and getting up when we are. -Joey Adams #3 (Category: Miscellaneous) The company commander saw the results of Private Gibbson's Firing exercise and his face fell. The private exclaimed plaintively: "Sir, I think I am going to commit suicide by shooting myself." "By shooting?" reasked the company commander, "Not a bad idea! But take as many cartridges as possible." When asked what he thought about the new squad radio, one Army sergeant told the man from the R&D agency: "This squad radio should be replaced with a good whistle." Little grandson asked: "Granddaddy, when you were in the Army and were posted as sentry at night, were you afraid?" "I was, grand sonny, but only until I fell asleep." #4 (Category: One Liners) Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting? #5 (Category: Miscellaneous) The gigantic computer took up the whole of a monstrous wall, completely dwarfing the two tiny mathematicians standing before it. A sliver of paper had emerged from the vitals of the computer, and one mathematician after studying it gravely, turned to the other and said, "Do you realize that it would take four hundred ordinary mathematicians two hundred and fifty years to make a mistake this big?"

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