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#1
(Category: Miscellaneous)
One can not make an omelette without breaking eggs - but it is amazing how many eggs one can break without making a decent omelette.
#2
(Category: Miscellaneous)
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man's head and says, "Say, your head feels just like my wife's ass." The bald man feels his own head and says with a grin, "You know, you're right!"
#3
(Category: Miscellaneous)
whats a sheeps biggest fear??????
The welsh with velcro gloves!!!!
#4
(Category: Miscellaneous)
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her? "The holy pole is in your hole so wet your ass and save your soul."
#5
(Category: One Liners)
Just say no! to sex with pro-lifers.
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