Joke-Master.com :: Your Daily Jokes for - Sunday, October 4th, 2009

Good Morning GlobalEducation100@gmail.com! You are being blessed with the gift of laughter! Here are your 5 random jokes from Joke-Master.com for today!:

	#1 (Category: Miscellaneous) Q: Did you hear about the blonde who dropped out of nursing school? A: She was doing great until she found out she would have to perform the Hymenlick Manuever. #2 (Category: Professional Jokes) Whats the difference between a prostitute and a lawyer? A prostitute stops screwing you after you're dead. #3 (Category: One Liners) I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away. #4 (Category: Murphy's Law) Murphy's Technology Laws The opulence of the front office decor varies inversely with the fundamental solvency of the firm. #5 (Category: Miscellaneous) One morning, three women are in a gym locker room dressing up to play racquetball. Suddenly, a guy runs through the room wearing nothing but a bag over his head and passes the three women. He passes the first woman, who looks down at his penis. "He's not my husband," she says. He passes by the second woman, who also looks down at his penis. "He's not my husband either." She says, also not recognizing the unit. He passes by the third woman, who also looks down as he runs by her. "Wait a minute," she says. "He's not even a member of this club."

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