Joke-Master.com :: Your Daily Jokes for - Friday, January 22nd, 2010

Good Morning GlobalEducation100@gmail.com! You are being blessed with the gift of laughter! Here are your 5 random jokes from Joke-Master.com for today!:

	#1 (Category: Miscellaneous) Q: What's the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick? A: Nothing. They all make woman's eyes water. #2 (Category: Miscellaneous) Q: What's the worst part about eating vegetables? A: The wheelchair. #3 (Category: One Liners) Wisdom is running after mankind ... ... but mankind is quicker ! #4 (Category: Miscellaneous) Phil and Will built a skating rink in the middle of a pasture on a cold winter. A shepherd leading his flock decided to take a shortcut across the rink. The sheep, however, were afraid of the ice and wouldn't cross it. Desperate, the shepherd began tugging them to the other side. "Look at that," remarked Phil to Will. "That guy is trying to pull the wool over our ice." #5 (Category: Miscellaneous) 5 blondes were in a car driving to Disney. When they saw a sign that said "Disney Left". So they turned back and went home.

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