Joke-Master.com :: Your Daily Jokes for - Saturday, July 11th, 2009

Good Morning GlobalEducation100@gmail.com! You are being blessed with the gift of laughter! Here are your 5 random jokes from Joke-Master.com for today!:

	#1 (Category: Blonde Jokes) What's a blonde's greatest ambition? To be like Vanna White, and learn the alphabet. #2 (Category: Funny Quotes) "My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way." - Henny Youngman #3 (Category: One Liners) Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper who sold his soul to santa? #4 (Category: One Liners) If you can't learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly. -Ashleigh Brilliant #5 (Category: One Liners) Sorry, I don't date outside my species.

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