Joke-Master.com :: Your Daily Jokes for - Thursday, July 2nd, 2009

Good Morning GlobalEducation100@gmail.com! You are being blessed with the gift of laughter! Here are your 5 random jokes from Joke-Master.com for today!:

	#1 (Category: Miscellaneous) You might be a redneck if... Every electrical outlet in your house is a fire hazard. Your kids are going hungry tonight because you just had to have those Yosemite Sam mudflaps. You owe the taxidermist more than your annual income. You fainted when you met Slim Whitman. You have lost at least one tooth opening a beer bottle. Jack Daniels makes your list of "most admired people". You won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the car. Your dog can't watch you eat without gagging. You have a Hefty bag on the passenger side window of your car. You have a very special baseball cap, just for formal occasions. #2 (Category: Question/Answer Jokes) Q. Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women? A. When it #3 (Category: Miscellaneous) Imagine you`re in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out? Stop imagining! Sent by Cally #4 (Category: Dirty Jokes) One day a little kid sees his mum and dad have sex,the kid says "mum what is that" and hes mum says "these are my lights."Then the kid says "dad what is that and his dad replies "this is my limizine",then the little kid says "mum what is that" ,the mum says "this is my garage."The little kid says "mum turn your fucking lights off dads in you garage." (Submitted by Robert levy) #5 (Category: Kid Jokes) A mother carefully explained to her young daughter how children were created. She used the expression

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