Joke-Master.com :: Your Weekly Jokes for - Friday, September 10th, 2010

Good Morning GlobalEducation100@gmail.com! You are being blessed with the gift of laughter! Here are your 5 random jokes from Joke-Master.com for this week!:

	#1 (Category: Miscellaneous) What's the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician. #2 (Category: Funny Quotes) Get a shot off fast. This upsets him long enough to let you make your second shot perfect. - Lazarus Long #3 (Category: Animal Jokes) Mother rabbit to her small bunny: "A magician pulled you out of a hat. Now stop asking questions." #4 (Category: Miscellaneous) Why do Jewish Women go for circumcised men? Because they can't refuse anything with 10% off. #5 (Category: Miscellaneous) A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the bar and orders a drink. After talking with the bartender for a while, the man excuses himself to use the restroom. The bartender feel a tad awkward with just himself and three ducks at the bar, so he decides to make small talk with them. He asks the first duck, "What's your name?" "Huey," replies the duck. "So, how's your day been?" "Oh, I've had a great day," replies Huey. "I've been in and out of puddles all day." The bartender asks the second duck, "What's your name?" "Duey," replies the duck. "So, how's your day been?" "Oh, I've had a great day," replies Duey. "I've been in and out of puddles all day." The witty bartender says to the third duck, "So I guess your name is Louie?" The duck replies, "No, I'm Puddles."

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