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(Category: Nerd Jokes) The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want." The first engineer nodded approvingly. "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit." (Category: Miscellaneous) Your stuff is lying on the floor, and you'll have no clothes to wear, if we don't do laundry right now!" What a man hears: blah, blah, blah, blah, C'mon blah, blah, blah, blah, you and I blah, blah, blah, blah, on the floor blah, blah, blah, blah, no clothes blah, blah, blah, blah, right now ! (Category: Funny Quotes) (Category: Miscellaneous) A: Two, one to do it and one to assert that the bulb didn't exist before it was lit up. Q: How many executives does it take to change a light bulb? A: A roomful - they have to hold a meeting to discuss all the ramifications of the change. Q: How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed? A: This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile... Q: How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it. Q: How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: What kind of answer did you have in mind? Q: How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None--just assume it's changed. Q: How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb? A: I'll have an estimate for you a week from Monday. Q: How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Oh wow, is it like dark, man? (Category: Miscellaneous) | ||
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