Joke-Master.com :: Your Daily Jokes for - Wednesday, September 2nd, 2009

Good Morning GlobalEducation100@gmail.com! You are being blessed with the gift of laughter! Here are your 5 random jokes from Joke-Master.com for today!:

	#1 (Category: Miscellaneous) A conductor and a violist are standing in the middle of the road. which one do you run over first, and why? The conductor. Business before pleasure. #2 (Category: Ethnic Jokes) The first Irish National Steeplechase was finally abandoned. Not one horse could get a decent footing on the cathedral roof. #3 (Category: Miscellaneous) Iraqi TV Guide MONDAY 8:00 Husseinfeld 8:30 Mad About Everything 9:00 Suddenly Sanctions 9:30 Allah McBeal TUESDAY 8:00 Wheel of Fortune and Terror 8:30 The Price is Right if Saddam Says its Right 9:00 Children are Forbidden to Say The Darndest Things 9:30 Iraq's Funniest Public Execution Bloopers WEDNESDAY 8:00 Buffy the Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer 8:30 Diagnosis: Heresy 9:00 Just Shoot Me 9:30 Veilwatch THURSDAY 8:00 Mahatma Loves Chachi 8:30 M*U*S*T*A*S*H 9:00 Veronica's Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses 9:30 My Two Baghdads FRIDAY 8:00 Judge Saddam 8:30 Captured Iranian Soldiers Say The Darndest Things 9:00 Achmed's Creek 9:30 No-witness News #4 (Category: Miscellaneous) Yo mama is so fat it takes 2 planes and a bus to get on the her good side. #5 (Category: Ethnic Jokes) Did you hear about the little colored kid that had diarreha? He thought he was melting...

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